Waylon Jennings

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane.

He was mad enough to chew nails and spit horseshoes!

There's always one more way to do things and that's your way, and you have a right to try it at least once.

It's the World's Gone Crazy Cotillion

A lot of performers, if they go to bed with a woman on the road, they think of her as a slut. As a person and a man, what does that make them then? Lowlife or high living, you give as good as you get, and I don't think women's sex lives have a thing to do with the kinds of human beings they are.

Now from where I sit this whole thing smells like its downwind from a cow barn on a hot June day!

Don’t you be so nice to me; I fall in love so easily.

He’s slicker than a bald-tired semi on a mile of wet asphalt

I Do Believe

Ever had one of those days you couldn’t hit the ground with your hat?

There were two kinds of people Grandpa didn’t trust, a preacher and a cop. He’d say “They both think they’re sanctified in everything they do.

This world that I live in is empty and cold; the loneliness cuts me and tortures my soul.

Be careful of something that’s just what you want it to be.

Don’t ever try and be like anybody else and don’t be afraid to take risks.

Waylon said it best when he sang to Willy; 'If you see me gettin' smaller, I'm leavin' don't be grievin', just gotta get away from here. If you see me gettin' smaller, don't worry, I'm in no hurry I've got the right to disappear.