Nunca bebo agua, me preocupa que pueda convertirse en un hábito.
W.C. Fields
Born: January 29, 1880 Died: December 25, 1946
W. C. Fields (29 January 1880 – 25 December 1946), born William Claude Dukenfield, was an American actor, comedian and juggler.
Biographical information from: Wikiquote
Alternative Names for W.C. Fields
Birth name - Original name given at birth:
- William Claude Dukenfield (English (en))
Alternate spelling - Different orthographic variant:
- W. C. Fields (English (en))
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
If Falstaff had stuck to martinis, he'd be with us today.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
Come my flocks, my flower. I have some very definite pear-shaped ideas I'd like to discuss with thee.
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting?
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
When I tell you to go out and tell one of these palookas that I'm out, go out and tell 'em I'm out. Don't have these buzzards walk in on me. When I don't wanna see 'em I don't...don't look at me that way.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.