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Bill Cosby
Born: July 12, 1937
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. Ed.D (born 12 July 1937) is an American actor, comedian, television producer, and author. He first found success as a standup comic before moving into acting. In the action series I Spy (1965-68) he was one of the first black actors to have a leading role on a regular American series, and in the 1980s and '90s The Cosby Show (1984-1992) was a major hit for NBC, being the most popular American television program for five consecutive seasons.
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- William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. (English (en))
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Decide that you want it more than you're afraid of it
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone.
"Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?
A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
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